Inquiring readers: This is a long recap. Eight episodes of a mini-series deserve a thorough discussion of the finale.
Spoiler Alert: We’ve invested many hours in Davies’ Sanditon on PBS Masterpiece and where did it get us? Before we rush to the comment section to share our opinions, let’s analyze the final show. At the end of my, er, analysis, we’ll finish with a poll to measure our collective satisfaction quotient.
Announcement: According to PBS and ITV, there are no plans to film a second season of Sanditon.
Dancing on a cloud
The episode opens with our lovely Miss Charlotte walking on air through the one intersection of the Sanditon set that viewers have seen repeatedly. Thoughts of Sidney’s sweet talk and proposal interruptus swirl in her head.
She knocks on Mrs. Griffith’s door to visit Georgiana and espies Sidney nearby talking to Tom. He sees her as well. They exchange smoldering looks. Charlotte’s heart beats as fast as mine.
The scene segues to Georgiana’s bedroom. For the first time in many episodes, Miss Lambe is dressed in a lovely gown. Her complexion glows. She and Charlotte chatter like close girlfriends are wont to do, giggling and exchanging highly personal information.
Then Charlotte drops a bombshell – “Sidney is a wonderful man. He’s kind. He’s so dreamy. I couldn’t sleep last night just thinking of him.”
Quelle horreur!
Georgiana is beside herself. “You aren’t (gag) in love with him!? Please say you are not.”
“Well, uh, maybe, perhaps. Recall that he trotted out Otis to say goodbye to you. Wasn’t that nice?”
“You cannot trust a word he says!”
End of discussion. The viewer is immediately transported to the same intersection of the Sanditon set that they have seen repeatedly. This time a stagecoach takes center stage to deliver passengers and the mail. James Stringer receives a letter stating that he has received an offer of an apprenticeship in London. It’s everything he’s ever dreamed of. Now all he has to do is tell his Da.
Something jolly
The camera pans to Sanditon House. My head spins from the many scene changes and from my low blood sugar. I reach for crackers with sharp New Zealand cheddar cheese and a fine red Australian wine and watch Lady D and Esther playing cards. Esther’s bored and pays scant attention to the game, which prompts Lady D to complain,
“You are playing like a nincompoop. What is the matter with you?”
Esther is honest. She couldn’t care less about cards.
“Don’t give yourself airs,” says Lady D, “You haven’t got my money yet! Go over and play the piano. Play me something jolly.”
Esther resists, saying she can’t play or sing.
At that moment, Lord Babbington is announced and he enters smiling and smug, and asks Esther to accompany him for a ride.
Esther: “No”
Lord Babb: “Yes”
Lady D: “Go!”
In the next scene we see Esther and Lord Babb sitting side by side in a curricle (a dandy’s vehicle, much like today’s ultra sleek sports car for the uber rich). The horses gallop along a beautiful stretch of beach. Esther feigns boredom, but Lord Babb urges the horses on. She basically calls him a wuss and says:
“You are the world’s worst carriage driver.”
“Do you want to take over the reins?”
“Why not?” As she drives the horses even faster we gain insight into their future relationship. Esther is the alpha of the two—a bitch in a bonnet. (Thanks, Robert Rodi for the title, which I borrowed from your book.)
The horses increase their speed, their manes and tails flying in the wind. Esther laughs joyously and for the first time viewers watch her blossom into a fun-loving young woman whose worries disappear with a man who loves her more than she loves him.
First kiss
Tom Parker is happy. The WHOLE WORLD wants to come to Sanditon (a slight exaggeration) just in time for the Midsummer’s Ball.
Sidney visits Tom in the drawing room and catches Charlotte going out to adjust the final finishes to her ball gown. Sidney expresses interest in joining her in her perambulations. She says, coyly, “Sure why not?” And off they go—in the exact opposite direction of her destination. There is no urgency to her dressmaking, she says. Hah!
The couple meanders along the Downs, lost in tender emotions and lust. Then they kiss.
Heartstrings tug. Violins violin. The music climaxes in volume. We viewers KNOW this maiden has won the final rose from her very eligible bachelor and that all is right in Austenland.
*Sigh.*
At the Midsummer’s ball
I give the third ball in this series a rating of 2. (#1 goes to the London ball, and #3 to the assembly ball at the beginning of the series.) The midsummer decorations are more than adequate and the beau monde & villagers look smashing—kudos to the costume and prop departments.
Our main protagonists and characters are assembled, beautifully dressed and ready to party, except for Georgiana, who confronts Sidney. “What are you up to with Charlotte?
Arthur interrupts to ask Miss Lambe to dance. Sidney quickly answers, “She’d be delighted.”
Off they go.
Then Sidney is way laid by Tom. James Stringer takes this moment to ask Charlotte for a dance. Across the ball room, Charlotte and Sidney exchange glances of frustration, but she can’t refuse Stringer, for she was not engaged to dance with another gentleman. Regency manners require her to accept this invitation or bow out from dancing for the rest of the evening. Unfortunately, a dance in formation can take up a considerable amount of time and Sidney will have to bide his time before he can talk to his sweet Charlotte.
As James and Charlotte dance, he tells her he’s found an excellent situation in London as an apprentice. She’s so delighted with the news—so pleased for him—so gushing—that he must be disappointed with that overenthusiastic reaction.
Lord Babb talks to Sidney as they eye the dancers. He leaves his friend as soon as he sees Lady D and Esther enter the ball room, fashionably late as great ladies were wont to do.
The dancing continues, with Lord Babb and Esther, Arthur and Georgiana, and the rest of the assembled guests having great fun. After what seems to be an age, Charlotte’s dance with Stringer finally ends.
Balcony scene
We now have a Romeo and Juliet moment in reverse, with Sidney looking down at Charlotte on the ballroom floor. They finally meet and greet. In their scene together he says all the words that a hero would say at the VERY END of a romance, but we are only halfway into the story!
And so, Sidney says, “What a brute I was.”
Charlotte, who, once upon a time was a feisty opinionated woman, says, “I deserved it.”
He then confesses he’s the same man. She ripostes, “But much improved.” Really, Charlotte, really? I reach for more wine and learn to my surprise that one can gulp 3 ounces in one fell swoop.
Then comes the piece de resistance in romance dialogues—“If I’ve changed at all it is in no small part down to you. I’ve never waited to put myself in someone else’s power before.”
Violins violin. Hearts flutter.
I think: *WTDFJH?* (What the Dr. Fuchs just happened?) This denouement is occurring too soon!
I forgot about deux ex machina, a literary device used to derail the reader or viewer, and that is discouraged by professors who teach Writing Romance Novels 101.
Ashes to ashes
For some reason, the elder Stringer, instead of attending the ball, works late by candlelight on a stepladder to complete the Crescent all by his lonesome. James Stringer sought him out before the ball to tell him about his acceptance letter in the apprenticeship program
Dad is not pleased. “It’s for Charlotte and (eyeing his ball attire), you look like one of THEM! Well, off you go, then.”
James, such a sweet and likable character, stomps out, calling his father a miserable old man.
The night is dark and only candles light up the space when Old Stringer touches his chest, then his left arm. Uh, oh. My knowledge of medicine, learned in lifeguard training classes in college, kicks in. This is not looking good. Plus, why is the elder Stringer working for a gentleman when he hasn’t been paid in an age?
The next thing we know, someone yells, “Fire!” Poor Mr. Stringer is toast. Scant resources existed in the early 19th century to fight fires in buildings made largely of wood, and the structure is swiftly destroyed. James Stringer is aghast at the loss of his father, and he recalls his angry last words with profound regret.
Tom, who was riding high a few hours ago with visions of profits dancing in his head, is utterly destroyed financially. He has no idea of how to save his dream for a seaside resort. Worse, how could he face his Mary? His stupidity and naiveté are revealed when Sidney uncovers his true crime—not investing in insurance to save a few quid.
Lady D swoops down upon the hapless brothers and sister, saying she wants her investment back or else they’ll all be put in the poor house. The Parkers’ combined resources cannot cover the disastrous cost of £80,000, or £6,323,574.23 in today’s money. Is there no hope?
Yes! Deus ex machina.
Everything has changed. Sidney rides off in the sunset to London to find funds. In ancient Greek theatre, this DEM device came in the form of an angel or god of sorts lowered onto a stage who would save the protagonists. A chorus echoes in my head with the refrain, “Lady Campion, she’s the champion, richest widow in the land.”
Before Sidney leaves, he visits Charlotte and holds her hand: “When I return, we’ll finally have a chance to finish our conversation. I’ll be back in a week.”
Is that so, kemo sabe? We’ll see.
Old Stringer is buried. We learn his name was Isaac. James is beside himself with grief and regret.
In another scene, Tom grovels in front of Mary and she, milquetoast, er, loving wife, that she is, forgives him.
Charlotte writes a letter to her sister saying that it’s been weeks since Sidney left in an attempt to save Sanditon…and so the plot goes on.
The wedding is celebrated by … the wrong couple, or the right couple, or half the couples who are eligible to marry. Take your pick.
I must confess my happiness when Lord Babb and his Esther marry. It’s the same feeling I had when Lady Edith married her Bertie in Downton Abbey, making her a marchioness.
I love it when Story B makes it to the A list and emerges front and center. In this instance, the viewer is treated to the morning after the wedding night, when we see that Esther is not disappointed. In fact, she anticipates a happy future with her Lord, who unleashed emotions in her and feelings of pleasure that Sir Ed would never have liberated.
Well done you, Lord Babb. I love rich, huggy-bear types who adore their headstrong women.
Good news, bad news: the hero returns to save the day but sacrifices his lovely damsel and his own happiness.
The Parkers’ financial future lies in Sidney’s quick return, and they gnash their teeth as they await news of his success. He hies back to Sanditon several weeks after his departure, causing ulcers and sleepless nights for kith and kin. It turns out, he has saved them all—except for he, himself and Charlotte.
Their meeting stinks, in my humble opinion. At least he’s gutsy enough to tell her in person of his actions.
Saint Sidney takes her hand in his.
“Charlotte, my dear Charlotte…I had hoped that upon my return I’d be able to make you a proposal of marriage, but it cannot be…the fact is I have been obliged to engage myself to Mrs. Eliza Campion.”
*Yeah, whatev,* I think. Charlotte is stunned, however.
“Please believe me there was no other way to resolve Tom’s situation”
Sidney’s words turn Charlotte into a boneless mass of compliance.
“I understand. I wish you every happiness,” she says like an automaton.
Adding salt to the wound of rejection
After Lord Babb’s weddng to Esther, Lady D turns to Charlotte. “Well Miss Heywood? Are you still proclaiming your independence? Or is it that none of our young men have taken your fancy?” She turns to Sidney: “What do you say, Mr. Parker?”
Lady D is called away, before he can formulate an answer.
Charlotte and Sidney soldier on, exchanging polite conversation. “How are your wedding preparations?” she asks, her face immobile, as if injected by botox
“Elaborate.”
Lady Campion, all noxious graciousness, insinuates herself into the conversation.
“Perhaps we should plan a simple country wedding. Although I don’t think it would be our sort of thing.”
At this point I’ve eaten all my crackers and cheese, texted my Janeite friends with my observances, and poured another glass of an outstanding 94-point Fox in the Hen House wine. I take care not to throw that precious liquid at the screen whenever Lady C smirks.
Charlotte folds in on herself like a wet noodle
Charlotte visits James Stringer. Feeling the weight of guilt for his last angry words to his father, he now lives in his Da’s cottage.
“I gather Mr. Sidney Parker is engaged,” he says.
“Yes, I wish for his happiness.”
“She’s not half the woman you are…if he doesn’t see that he doesn’t deserve you.”
“Thank you, Mr. Stringer.” Charlotte obviously has no desire to flirt with James or embark on a relationship with him. More fool she.
We then see her saying goodbye to the Palmer family and leaving Sanditon in a lovely carriage pulled by four magnificent horses. Once again, the scenery of the Downs is sublime.
The camera pans to Sidney chasing after Charlotte on his powerful steed.
“Whoa, whoa,” says the coachman, prompting Charlotte to peer out the window.
The viewers instantly know why Sidney needs to see her when he says, “Tell me you don’t think badly of me.
Charlotte says without inflection, “I don’t think badly of you.”
He then says, “I don’t love her, you know… I’m just fulfilling my side of the bargain.”
This is the UNFAIREST cut of them all. “Sir,” I shout at the screen, “You are no gentleman!”
Charlotte meekly steps inside the carriage and Sidney watches until it disappears over the horizon
I splutter. THAT’S IT?! What did I just invest my time in?
Davies and his team have an obligation to viewers to end this mini-series without a cliff hanger. He was hoping for but was not assured a second season. His attitude towards us is disrespectful.
My plea to the powers that be is to think of your audience and order up at least one more episode to tie up loose ends and provide Charlotte with the logical ending she deserves.
Now, gentle reader, it’s your turn to vent, either in the comment section or in this poll.
Thank you for visiting this blog. It’s been a pleasure reading your thoughts, pro, con, or indifferent.
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